When you have just the trousers on it’s easy to take them trousers off as well. When you’re naked completely you have to find a shirt and try to put it on again and then you’re dressed normally again.
The cannon is a far superior weapon to a chicken on a basketball.
I’ve been a bluenose all my life and always will be. I’m a very proud and privileged man to be able to say that.
"The confusion between David de Gea and Marcos Rojo may be due to the language barrier." - Lee Dixon